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 REALLY BAD JOKES!

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PostSubject: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:04 pm

Okay, so basically, every one gets to post their really bad jokes...so MAKE ME LAUGH (if you know me at school, you will know that I laugh at almost anything, so if you can't make me laugh, you are REALLY bad at this!)

Why are babies fast swimmers?

Because they're good at the crawl!
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:02 pm

What's blue and fluffy?

Blue Fluff

You can't get much worse than this one ^^
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:17 pm

Except...What do you call a skinny elephant?
NOTHING BECAUSE THERE ISN'T A SKINNY ELEPHANT!
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:02 am

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!! lolz ^^
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:34 pm

Mum: Bread prices! Petrol Prices! Why is everything going up?! Why can't something come down?!

Max: Would you like to see my Grades?
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:45 am

LOL!!! ShadowStar that's funny xD
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:56 am

OI SHADOWSTAR! I TOLD U THAT ON MSN! JOKE THIEF!!!

A French kid came to England on an exchnge. His teacher told him to go around London and find three phrases in English and tel them to her.

First, he went to an airport and saw the words 'TAKE OFF' so he wrote it down.

Then he went to London Zoo and saw the word 'ZEBRA' so he wrote that down too.

Finally, he went to a day-care centre and saw the word 'BABY' so he wrote it down.

The next day, he went to his teacher.
"What did you learn then?" she asked.
"Take off zee bra, baby."
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:15 pm

LOL HAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:41 pm

LOL HAHAHA!!! ^^ I wasn't stealing your joke...you must've heard it somewhere!! *gives up* soweee...but I like that joke! ^^"

Q: What does a Sheep with a cold say?

A: A-ti-ch-ewe!!!

that's a really bad joke lol ^^"
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:05 am

I guess your forgiven ><

Anyway, what goes 'Moo, Baa, Quack, Woof, Oink'?

A cow that speaks 5 languages!!
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:13 pm

why do gorillas have big nostrills?

coz They have big fingers!!!! HEHEHE

crap ><
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:52 pm

What animal is the hardest to find? A WHERE-wolf.

And I have another one...

Ok so Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him....................................................
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:04 am

yeah, that's a really bad joke

e.e
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:09 pm

Ok so two fish are swimming
And one swims into a metal wall
That fish turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 pm

lol


I have another fish one:

Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other,
"How do you drive this thing?"
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:55 pm

That wasn't a very good joke.

Ok so a person runs into a hospital and says it's an emergency, because he needs a transplant in order to live.

So they ask him what needs, and he says, "I need a new butt, 'cause mine has a crack in it!"

Ha ha beat that.
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:49 pm

Oh and Wolfclaw said:

Quote :
I am a baboon.
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:53 pm

That was definitely you who said that.
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:21 am

Jadeclaw wrote:
That wasn't a very good joke.


DUUH!!!


They're supposed to be REALLY BAD JOKES!
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PostSubject: Re: REALLY BAD JOKES!   Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:51 pm

Quote :
That was definitely you who said that.

Haha I just wanted to bring someone else into this.

Quote :
They're supposed to be REALLY BAD JOKES!

And yeah I know but that joke was dumb.
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